Getting to know the food in your city is dangerous business. You may wander into a pretty respectable looking establishment and wander out with diarrhea. You could plop your ass at an improvised table on a broken down bus with a fryer in the back and be handed a taco so devastatingly spectacular that you question everything you’ve ever known. You might eat at a taco bell. Becoming acquainted with the do’s and dont’s of finding worthwhile food in your area is like trying to catch a bullet in a hail storm.
But we got you, boo. We brought an umbrella.